Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
