Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
she woke up with a sticky ear
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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