Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
3 2 1 whiskey
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I just forgot I was standing up.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
