i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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