How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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