So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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