He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
