OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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