me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
It's just like the Real World with babies
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
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