someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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