Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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