carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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