I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
