just tell him i said nine months
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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