it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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