before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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