my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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