i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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