she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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