I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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