yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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