You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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