Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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