it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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