whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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