To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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