were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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