you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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