SEEEEXXX PLEASE
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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