North Korea, Best Korea!
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
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