I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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