Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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