ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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