a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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