NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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