So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
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