Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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