there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Randomize
