D3 body, D1 cock
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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