can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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