is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I need to align my fucking chakras
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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