that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
ugly people sure do ruin things
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
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Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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