He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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