Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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