what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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