why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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