he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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