Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I hope mine doesn't look like that
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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