he wants to bone in the snuggie
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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