Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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