Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
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