I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
North Korea, Best Korea!
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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