quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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