that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I stole a fireplace last night.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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